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paper.clip

Behold.

One paperclip, twelve formats, zero bad angles.

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Everything you need to own a paperclip.

Twelve formats

GLB, Blender, FBX, OBJ, STL, USDZ, PNG, JPEG, GIF, SVG, PDF, and a text file of its raw bytes. It’s one paperclip. We shipped it twelve ways.

Serialized

Every paperclip gets a number, and that number is yours. Nobody else has #000481. Well — somebody does. But it isn’t you, and that’s the point.

A real API

Verify paperclip ownership programmatically. It returns 200. It returns the status. The status is operational. It’s always operational, man.

Lifetime warranty

If a single byte of your paperclip ever changes, we’ll replace it. It won’t. We checksum it. It’s the most stable thing you’ll ever own.

Take it with you everywhere.

Phone, tablet, laptop — it renders on every screen you own, and it’s the exact same paperclip on every one of them. Down to the byte. You never have to be without it again.

Why paper.clip?

It looks cool af.

I mean, seriously. Just look at that thing. Amazing. You've probably never even seen a paperclip look like that before. It’s a work of art, and it could be yours.

You can do stuff with it.

Spin it around. Take a little ride on it. You could probably even make it do some crazy stuff if you know what you're doing. I made it dance once. Another dude made added wave physics to it. I don't know how he did that, but you could probably figure it out.

Thats pretty much it.

Did I mention how cool it looks? Seriously, look at this thing ->

One product. Two ways to have it.

The paperclip in chrome, turning into its wireframe mesh toward the far end.

paper.clip

The best-looking paperclip you’ll ever own, delivered in twelve formats and registered to your account.

  • 12 file formats
  • Serialized
  • Lifetime updates

$8one-time

The paperclip tucked under the flap of an envelope drawn in white line.

paper.clip pro

Take it offline. I'll literally ship you a paperclip. You'll also get a digital one.

  • Stainless steel
  • Serialized
  • Digital twin

$24plus shipping

  • “We rolled it out to the whole org. Morale is through the roof.”
    Bryce Kingsley, CEO
  • “What in the hell am I even lookin’ at?”
    Walt, Street critic
  • “I put it on stream for nine hours. Chat lost it. Best clip I’ve ever had.”
    Mika Reyes, Streamer
  • “Put my whole bonus into it before I knew what it was. Still don’t. Bullish.”
    Chase Whitmore III, Summer Analyst
  • “To hell with the money, gimme the paperclip!”
    Name withheld, Independent Contractor
  • “Ba!”
    Theo Marsh, Eight Months Old
  • “We bend forty thousand a day here. Not one of them looks like that.”
    Dale Kowalski, Plant Manager
  • “Put it on my second monitor. Haven’t looked at the first one since.”
    Kyle Brenner, Discord Moderator
  • “Hell yah.”
    Madison Kerr, Gap Year
  • “BROOO. No way bro. It’s a paperclip, ahaha. That's crazy.”
    Brody Callahan, Junior, Undeclared

Own a paperclip.

Honestly, what’s stopping you at this point?

Talk to sales